I don't understand why they only sleep on the bed at night. I've tried it out during the day, in the afternoon, and in the morning, and it's just as soft. Although something could be said for that chair. And the couch -- the couch is great. But you know, I never see them sleeping in any of those places either. Where do they sleep all day?
I'm proud to see a little high culture featured in the newspaper. I also think there must be a correllation between having one tooth and being a brilliant genius. More research may be required. Perhaps I'll knock out the bad one's tooth and see if he smartens up.
It seems that someone left a spoonful of milk out on the floor. But was I informed of this? No, I discovered an empty spoon, licked clean by the little whiner. It would not be so upsetting if this was the first time...
They tried to stop me from eating the plant. But they can't watch it 24 hours a day. Anyway, it's a person's own business if a person wants to chew on plant leaves in the privacy of a person's own home.