Confusion?

One of my students-slash-research subjects -- I won't call him a 'guinea pig', since rodents are delicious and tiny and squeaky, not huge and noisy and hairless -- has .... I wish I could eat a guinea pig right now. Mmmm.

What was I saying? Oh yes. My foolish student, who copy-cats my 'blogging' idea here, has apparently tricked the librarians of the world into visiting me. He says to say that if you are interested in help with something called "squidguard", you should read this. If you need help eating some squid or anything, though, you should talk to me.

I have some very important tests to perform right now around the couch, but if I have some free time later on, I'll try to convince my students to post a picture of me, taken way back in my own book-lover days.