Quoth Judy Blume
Haiti, our latest misadventure in hemispherical democracy extirpation:
The White House on Saturday suggested Jean-Bertrand Aristide should consider stepping down in a harsh statement that placed much of the blame on the Haitian president for the deadly crisis gripping his poverty-stricken Caribbean nation.
Given that, I’ll wait here patiently for all of the war bloggers out there who fulminated about us nasty liberals and how we all hate democracy and just don’t understand our Heroic President’s commitment to same—probably because we can’t get over our elitist disdain for his rib-eatin’, God-worshippin’, language-manglin’ ways—I’ll just wait here patiently for all of them to get back to me with photographic evidence of massive crow and hat ingestion.
“Then again, maybe I won’t.”
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