Guest cat is no F.I.B.

One guest this week: Sheldon, who makes his home in Madison, WI, home of Flavorless orange cheese! Beer brats! and Badgers! Spend fall rooting on Green Bay, and summer drunkenly ignoring the Brewers! Amusing pastime: give your “spare change” to a “skate punk” on “state street”! But beware: if you erect a building taller than the stately capitol dome, your firstborn child will be fed to rats. Rats I say!

Gentle reader, if that’s not cat heaven, I invite you to tell me: What is?

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