Revealed: new attack ad!

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(V.O.) I’m Linus the cat, and I approved this message.

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My opponent wants to wake you up at night by yowling in your ear nine hundred billion times.

And he won’t drink any water that isn’t flowing from a faucet.

Wasting America’s most precious natural resource.

The Professor. Wrong on yowling. Wrong on water.

Linus: Biting Other Cats, Not You. Usually.

Paid for by the Linus the Cat for #1 Cat in the Cat House Campaign 2004

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