Nose fur aught too?

Linus: cat vampire? It’s possible. He exhibits many of the danger signs. Nocturnal activity—check. Glowing eyes—check. Pointy incisors—check. Considers humans nothing more than sources of food— check. Aversion to religious symbols —sure, why not. Still, how to explain the obvious invulnerability to sunlight, the affection for string, the desire to eat garlic (or anything else, from chipotle cream sauce to listerine breath strips)?

More research may be required.

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